Oh god, I think I accidentally got hooked on the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app, and it’s all 742365's fault.

♥ 2 — 24 minutes ago on 29 Jul 2014

swingsetindecember:

i wish more people said that being single is normal

and you’re not going to meet and marry someone

and that’s fine

and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist

because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal

you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single

♥ 154413 — 6 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead (source)

To say something positive about my boss, she knows where to find dark chocolate mint M&Ms and kindly shares them with the staff, which is very generous because they are so damn good.

♥ 2 — 6 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014
#food /  
❝ Here’s to the security guards who maybe had a degree in another land. Here’s to the manicurist who had to leave her family to come here, painting the nails, scrubbing the feet of strangers. Here’s to the janitors who don’t even fucking understand English yet work hard despite it all. Here’s to the fast food workers who work hard to see their family smile. Here’s to the laundry man at the Marriott who told me with the sparkle in his eyes how he was an engineer in Peru. Here’s to the bus driver, the Turkish Sufi who almost danced when I quoted Rumi. Here’s to the harvesters who live in fear of being deported for coming here to open the road for their future generation. Here’s to the taxi drivers from Nigeria, Ghana, Egypt and India who gossip amongst themselves. Here is to them waking up at 4am, calling home to hear the voices of their loved ones. Here is to their children, to the children who despite it all become artists, writers, teachers, doctors, lawyers, activists and rebels. Here’s to Western Union and Money Gram. For never forgetting home. Here’s to their children who carry the heartbeats of their motherland and even in sleep, speak with pride about their fathers. Keep on. ❞

Immigrants. First generation.

Ijeoma Umebinyuo.

(via theijeoma)

♥ 23794 — 8 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via himynameisrandom (source)
dailyactress:

Ellie Kemper - Nylon photographed by Lauren Dukoff, March 2012

dailyactress:

Ellie Kemper - Nylon photographed by Lauren Dukoff, March 2012

♥ 570 — 10 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via buttkisses (source)
♥ 3506 — 1 day ago on 28 Jul 2014 — via epouvante (source)

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♥ 1574 — 1 day ago on 28 Jul 2014 — via lackluster-lexicon (source)
greatpretending replied to your post: “greatpretending replied to your post:I suppose wine alone is not an…”:
No way I just ate a grilled cheese. And I had potato chips a few hours ago what

I only ate it because of your post on the RP. I had something else to eat, but as soon as I saw that, I was a goner.

madame-melodrama replied to your post: “greatpretending replied to your post:I suppose wine alone is not an…”:

You hate grilled cheese?

Shhh, you know what I meant. But just for this, I’m not fixing my tag.

♥ 4 — 1 day ago on 28 Jul 2014
WINE WITH ME IS ACCEPTABLE

Oh, by “wine alone” I meant “nothing else, just wine,” but I agree that this is an acceptable solution.

♥ 3 — 1 day ago on 28 Jul 2014

I suppose wine alone is not an acceptable dinner…

♥ 4 — 1 day ago on 28 Jul 2014
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