June 2012
pandalot:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
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DON’T BE ALARMED, BUT I’VE CHANGED MY ICON.
To the Petty Cash Bulldog. This will make sense to about three of you.
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There was a girl in one of my classes last semester who wrote a short non-fiction story about how she had to get an MRI of her head early in high school, and she was utterly convinced that the scan would show that she had an abnormal brain, that there was something special about her, that she wasn’t like everyone else. But absolutely nothing remarkable was revealed in her MRI, and it kind of...
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May 2012
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“I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about “thanking veterans for their service.” As...”
– An anti-capitalist veteran (via elitc)
Can Amazon not send me creepy emails advertising things I looked up but didn’t buy on their website the other day?
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sorry I can’t move and function because Les Mis
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“Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of...”
– Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator (via sugarbooty)
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ON THIS HUMID MONDAY MORNING IN THIS
CONGRESSIONAL IIIIIIIINCUBATOR
(GOD KNOWS THE TEMPERATURE’S HOT ENOUGH
TO HATCH A STONE
BUT WILL IT HATCH AN EGG?)
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foxski replied to your video: Just reminding everyone that this exists.
Remember that time I was laughing on my bed until I was almost crying and you were like “wut?” THIS
I DO! Because I was all cynical, like, “Whatever it is, it cannot possibly be that funny.” But it was. That was a magical night.
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One thing that sucks right now: If I don’t have a room, I can’t retreat. Nor can I kick my sister out of her own living room…which just so happens to be my bedroom.
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Tumblr just recommended The Land of Stories to me. How do they know?
Also among my recommendations: “Hot N Cold” by Katy Perry and Glee’s Warbler album. This is because I bought “Hummingbird Heartbeat,” isn’t it? But I bought it for specific reasons.
All of Ugly Betty is on Netflix.
You will never hear from me again.
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And one professor keeps sending me job postings she think I might like.
Everything and everyone is too wonderful.
Um. My internship adviser gave me a passing grade for my internship even though I was supposed to get an in progress grade because I only have about a third of the hours I need. Uh. Does this mean I graduated this semester and will be getting my diploma now rather than after the summer session? Um. What. I — what. I need to figure this out.
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Why did I start reading Stoney’s The Bones of You? WHY? I just finished the second chapter that ends with the flashback of Blaine and Kurt breaking up five years ago and I think I’m done with life for the day.
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I had a dream that there was a house centipede zipping around, but then it turned out to be a kitten. That’s how all bad dreams should end.
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dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
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foxski replied to your post: “Yeah, I can pack everything in two hours.”
Girl, what happened to I have Thursday, Friday and some of Saturday to pack?
I don’t know! Those days never happened! Or something! D:
“Yeah, I can pack everything in two hours.”
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