November 2011
awkward awkward awkward
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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foxski: Forget It Rating: PG Word Count: 1,302 Characters/Pairing: Gwaine/Lancelot Spoilers: Lancelot du Lac and Darkest Hour Part 2 Warnings: Angst Summary: He thought that he’d be happy when Lancelot came home.  Read More Well this is perfectly depressing and lovely, so you should read it. Maybe he just didn’t love him as much as he did before he disappeared, but that wasn’t fair. If he...
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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“Ask the Siri, the new iPhone 4 assistant, where to get an abortion, and, if you...”
– 10 things the iPhone Siri will help you get instead of an abortion | The Raw Story (via interweber) If true, this is extremely important. Not just because of the subject matter but because its important to understand that our access to news and INFORMATION may increasingly be funneled through large...
Nov 30th
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Why I got out of bed today:
see how badly I did on my quiz (C+! It was a miracle!) see object of my lust (he borrowed my pen!) eat Jimmy John’s (soon)
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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I would be the most kickass girlfriend. DUDES OF THE WORLD, YOU ARE MISSING OUT. I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT MY BLOG. MISSING. OUT.
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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I don’t even want to do the things that I do when I’m not doing what I’m supposed to be doing.
Nov 29th
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No, Leah, you can’t use the word “ribbed” because everyone will automatically think of condoms.
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
Nov 28th
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gaybar—-superstar replied to your post: Wait what do you mean I have class in four hours … ,.?!()’:; there you go Punctuation! Thank you!
Nov 28th
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Wait what do you mean I have class in four hours No Wait I’m five and a half pages in to my 7-10-page story that’s due then Nooooo
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
I believe in doing nothing on breaks. Because they’re breaks. Now I’m never going to bed.
Nov 28th
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If I die unexpectedly I need a trusted friend to delete my whole YouCam folder.
Nov 28th
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“I know what’s going on inside me—I’m not a fool. But I don’t want to analyze it,...”
– Terry Gilliam (via austinkleon)
Nov 28th
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uprist: winey wine red wine wine i love wine wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine i dont need a boyfriend i have WINE
Nov 28th
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Three weeks left of the semester and I am already...
imron-bytheway: GPO-MOTHERFUCKING-Y
Nov 28th
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I just shaved my legs for the first time in like a month and now they look weird.
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Holy wow, these newer Star Wars movies are shitty.
Like, the graphics are awful and Hayden Christensen cannot act at all. My sister just said, “This looks like Horton Hears a Who” — and she’s right. This is so bad that it’s hilarious. 80% of this movie is CGI and it’s so shitty. Like the people are surrounded by so much CGI and green screen that they look fake. And I’m pretty sure this are...
Nov 27th
My brother is weird.
Me: We were just talking.
Sam: Chittily-chattin'.
Me: Chittily-chattin'?
Sam: Yep. That's how the gangsters do it.
Nov 27th
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Fun fact: I do not give a shit about football. Other fun fact: I do not think that makes me a special snowflake or different or superior to those who happen to give many shits about football.
Nov 26th
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. :(
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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“The thing is, it’s called “political correctness” because it is, in fact,...”
– Politically Correct | the fatal feminist (via regazzadilupoinverno) Yeah, ultimately the only reason there’s a “War on Christmas” is because Christians are fighting for their “right” to be considered the default in America. -Joe (via stfuconservatives) always reblog this quote. (via...
Nov 25th
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I dreamed that I got a job at Claire’s along with my RA and this girl I was friends with in high school. I ran around taking care of the trash all the time because for some reason there was a shitload of things people were throwing away in Claire’s and no one even thought about trash bags and recycling except for me. And nobody taught me how to use the cash register even though the...
Nov 25th
Well. Reading that fic where Kurt, Finn, and Blaine are in the Hunger Games was a terrible fucking idea. And by “reading” I mean mostly skimming because I haven’t even read the Hunger Games, and now I can’t imagine why anyone would even want to. I need Parks and Rec and I need it now.
Nov 25th
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Never drinking another glass of wine for as long...
Nov 25th
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Just watched Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. It’s like the closest thing my family has to a tradition.
Nov 24th
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Nov 23rd
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thewickedjabroni replied to your post: So back in September I called my county’s jury… JURY DUTY IS FUN. YOU COULD GET A COOL FELONY AND PLAY LAW AND ORDER. sorry for the caps, but the thoughts of being summoned again is so EXCITING BUT IT’S MY LAST WINTER BREAK EVER. WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING? When I was younger I always thought it would be really exciting to...
Nov 23rd
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So back in September I called my county’s jury commission and told them I couldn’t do jury duty in September because I wasn’t even in the county. So the woman I talked to asked when my next break was, and excluding fall break, I told her December 19. Today I got another jury summons in the mail. Starting December 19. If this is what it means to be an adult, then I don’t...
Nov 23rd
If I didn’t ship Faberry before, I really do now. In fact, I now ship all girl/girl combinations on Glee. No regrets.
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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capntrips replied to your post: foxski replied to your photo: Well. Here I am on… I’m the girl who understands nothing but asses. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. I WANT TO KNOWWWWWWW.
Nov 23rd
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foxski replied to your photo: Well. Here I am on break. I’m sorry to whoever… should have left your laptop case out. Dora would have laid on that instead. SHE LIKES ME BETTER OKAY. Also the laptop case is out, but propped against the couch. My warmth wins. kinsey-val-kyrie replied to your photo: Well. Here I am on break. I’m sorry to whoever… This explains everything. I commented...
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
My brother, sister, and I are watching Reboot. Oh. My. God. This show.
Nov 23rd
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I can’t study because I’m too sexually frustrated. One day I’m going to look back on my college years and hate myself for all the hours I wasted sobbing over pretty people on the internet while my GPA suffered and the world moved all around me. Then again, maybe not, because it’s not as though I see myself becoming any less shallow or any more goal-oriented as the years...
Nov 22nd