January 2012
The best thing I’ve done today is successfully trick a group of four people into thinking I’m afraid of balloons.
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wrypocket replied to your post: LEAVE BLAINE ALONE!!1!!!!1111!1
Asdlajglt. Me too!!! AND THEN I WAS RANDOMLY ASSIGNED TO THE “PIRATES” LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM AND MY MOM THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING SHE’D EVER SEEN IN HER LIFE. IT WAS TRAUMATIC. Ahem. I mean, what I’m trying to say is, I can relate. :)
Eyepatch children unite.
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val-kyrie replied to your post: LEAVE BLAINE ALONE!!1!!!!1111!1
did blaine have a lazy eye or -
okay u kno what bitch??
I meant emotional pain, not physical pain.
DON’T MOCK US.
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LEAVE BLAINE ALONE!!1!!!!1111!1
I had to wear an eyepatch throughout all of first grade to help correct my lazy eye. I’m no stranger to pirate jokes.
It’s okay bb, I feel your pain.
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Sometimes I just listen to my Spotify inbox like it’s a playlist, and then I get to the point where Kinsey sent me “Super Bass” four times in a row and it’s the best thirteen minutes and twenty seconds of my life.
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Now I know you’re lying, Tumblr. I refreshed the page one minute ago.
But if I don’t go to bed, it can’t be tomorrow. That’s how it works, right?
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val-kyrie replied to your post: I don’t know what’s going to happen.
here’s a hint: the protagonist wins.
lackluster-lexicon replied to your post: I don’t know what’s going to happen.
That’s half the fun! :D
UNEXPECTEDLY PERFECT REPLIES. <3
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“There are so many people. It is easy to forget how full the world is of people,...”
– John Green, Paper Towns
I don’t know what’s going to happen.
Reblog with the reason behind your tumblr name...
torplewhatidontknow:
fat-bastard-mycroft:
moriartyed:
How to write a paper →
#krumcake #if your name is Leah
I’m crying from the accuracy.
This has actually been the dumbest night of my life. And it’s 8:36 p.m.
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My roommate’s dad reminds me of a mix between my viola teacher and Wallace Shawn. Oh god he’s adorable in that dorky dad kind of way.
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I’m technically in my family’s stock club even though my mom pays my dues. Once a month when they meet my dad always sends me texts so I can vote on buying and selling shares, and I always say yes without any knowledge of what I’m talking about. I just said yes to buying “as much as we can up to $60 a share” in Facebook. All right.
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Kazaam is on Netflix.
So of course Vi and I are watching it.
This is how 22-year-olds party on a Friday night.
ugh god darren criss is just so attractive
in all his forms and roles
ughhhhhhhhh
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I’m really glad
that you guys have been here
to witness my descent
into madness
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val-kyrie replied to your post: I doubt “I just have a lot of feelings about this”…
WHUT CLASS WHUT CLASS
Studies in Adolescent Literature! I sent a good paragraph explaining that I’m a senior and an English minor who doesn’t have the prerequsites but would love this last chance to study an interest of mine in a formal setting. She can’t say no to that. I laid it on...
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I doubt “I just have a lot of feelings about this” is enough for a professor to let me into a class without the right prereqs. Sigh. Now I actually have to sound smart.
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My life is in shambles. I thought I was chilling in Panera to avoid having to help my new roommate move in (yes, yes, I’m terrible) but I think my subconscious wanted me here so that I could contain my inevitable breakdown.
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Glee’s released like half of the MJ episode already, and every time I watch a clip I automatically go to turn up the brightness on my computer screen and realize with frustration that it’s already at maximum brightness.
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