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I thought my own joke was so damn funny that I nearly ruptured my carotid artery trying to keep from laughing out loud because my roommate is asleep.
I can’t hear or read the word commodity without thinking Derek Zoolander going, “A male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity.”
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Sorry this is a Jennifer Lawrence fanblog now.
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theatomicboom:
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9...
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Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your...
My quartet coach kidnapped my viola and took it to a repair shop where she somehow magically got them to fix it up for free and maybe threw in a new case to boot???? I am confused and overwhelmed by human kindness.
Okay I lied about not having a crush in forever because clearly I have the world’s biggest crush on Jennifer Lawrence, if the fact that I just browsed about 20 pages of her tag even though I have to get up in five hours and still have some work to do is any indication.
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I just want to have a crush. It’s been so long since I’ve had feelings for another person. It’s kind of tiresome. It’s boring. It doesn’t feel like anything.
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The jury’s still out on the story itself, but I am madly in love with The Hunger Games’ soundtrack.
“…but all I could think about now, as night fell, was how much you can love...”
– John Green (Right But Wrong: Thoughts From Places Amsterdam)
How come whenever weird shit gets stolen around Westerville, the police decide to email campus about it? A giant Santa Claus, then a pink bathtub, and now a decorative tree stump. I get that stealing weird things from people’s yards seems like a really college thing to do, but come on.
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Look, I know the promos are really exciting and all, but why isn’t anyone else sobbing over Blaine’s cardigan here?
I want it. I want to touch it. I need it. I wouldn’t even look good in it, but god do I want it.
Once upon a time, I used to to take showers before class, not after.
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It would be cool if my brain would make sense. Or whatever part of me is responsible for all the nonsense in my life. I mean, I have to inhabit myself at all times, and it would be nice to not have to live in, like, a Dalí painting. Or an Escher. Probably an Escher. But I guess that’s life. For all of us.
You know what’s the worst? That moment when you suddenly realize how shitty the lighting in the room is and then your eyes freak out and suddenly can’t focus and everything gets darker because holy wow, the lighting is bad.
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Tmesis
krumcake:
Well, I’m glad this whole thing started off on a misunderstanding. But really, I Googled this word, and I swear, the stuff that’s popping up now is not what popped up before. Google’s out to get me or something, I don’t know, maybe I’m more calm now because I understand — whatever. This word is, if I may say, fan-freaking-tastic. I didn’t know there was a word for this “linguistic...
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I just heard the words “cornbread jalepeno cupcake.” This is why Cupcake Wars should just not be allowed as a show. I need to turn the TV off and go do stuff. My life is so hard. Sigh.
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Paul Deen just tried to tell me that grape juice with sparkling water is “just as good” as drinking alcohol. NO. GO AWAY, PAULA.
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Sitting in a classroom where Dorothy Allison is about to speak. No big deal.
My life these days is a neverending fluctuation between “yes, I have skills, I’m smart, and I’m totally gonna get a job” and “oh my god, I’m useless, who am I kidding, no one is ever going to hire me.”
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amaltheadreams replied to your post: So when’s Gandalf coming to send me on an…
THIS IS GANDALF. WE NEED TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE.
(GANDALF BORROWS YOUR TUMBLR?!?)
